Ring out the old year, ring in the new. Ring-a-ding-ding.

Ever have a Charlie Chaplin New Year's celebration?  Didn't think so. I have.

Ever find your self voted designated driver for the night when you least expected it? Me too.

Ever celebrate with four of your best mates? Me too.

Ever have a Italian sex-bomb get on your table to dance? Me neither.

Ever have your brother kiss you on the lips at midnight on New Year's ? If so, it's the kiss of death.

Ever party like it's 1924, with hip-hop?? Didn't think so.

Ever see a beautiful girl sitting by herself at a party looking so forlorn that you couldn't help but go up to her and try  to make her laugh? Try it sometime.

Ever been invited to one of Holly Golightly's toga parties? Me neither, but I did go to a toga party once. But Holly wasn't there.

    That's it. Goodbye 2013. Been nice knowing you, but your expiration date has past. Cheers!!!!